a fun game

if you work retail (in a large city like toronto where the asylum 'missing' lists are longer than the time you always have to wait for your shitty drug dealer), you probably meet some ridiculous ones. sure, she looked normal, but try to get this information out of a stranger in less than ten minutes and see how it works out for you.

strange lady:

1. used to have an eating disorder which had her at eighty five pounds (but she's 145 now so it's okay).
2. is a lesbian, but
3. has a "bear-like" german boyfriend who i could "never imagine her with" and whom she likes to put her leg over while they're sleeping, because
4. she's a belly sleeper but needs to have her leg up on something.
5. she no longer uses drugs, and listened to that "crappy electro" when she was "your age", but
6. is into music with more substance lately.
7. she never wants to have kids because she hates children and also
8. hates "breeders"
9. it's genetic in her family for their eyebrows to half-fall out at an early age, so she
10. uses orange eyeshadow and an angle brush to put fill them in.
11. she's over piercings, but kindof wants her septum done.
12. her german mammoth boyfriend is a good cook.

i could go on. and when i asked her why she's with some hairy german when she's a lesbian?

"i know! it's crazy, isn't it?"

not as crazy as you are. be cautious with your customer service. oh, and orange v-bangs? she looked like she just left the set of a low paid commercial for tang. trying to puncture the goth market.