so, this time

piss drunk roommate stumbles in at 4am. the stench is unbearable and i realize it's because it appears he has urinated himself. after stripping down and doing some sort of weird cabaret style dance (to which i snapped these photos), he went into the kitchen and stole a box of my kraft dinner and one of my popsicles (the blue kind, no less).



he has 'hassle free clinic' written all over him, no?